*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body
mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick