if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
"how are you single?"
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
What if a pregnancy test just said:
I wish I could illegally download clothes