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“dick2bomb”

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

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thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

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bxstxrds:

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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